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martyn of sheepy
Posted: 9 years ago
#13

Joined: 02/12/2012(UTC)
Posts: 29
A joke I remember:- What does a hurricane have in common with a woman?
They both arrive wet and warm and then end up taking half of your house with them when they leave.
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John Wagner
Posted: 9 years ago
#15

Joined: 05/12/2015(UTC)
Posts: 2
No chance, you are the only owner.

http://www.openhousewigan.com
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martyn of sheepy
Posted: 9 years ago
#16

Joined: 02/12/2012(UTC)
Posts: 29
Firstly a woman wants 1) Your sperm.
2) Your money.
3) Your head on a plate at the end!

I wouldn't trust any of them.
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CUEBALL
Posted: 9 years ago
#17

Joined: 06/04/2014(UTC)
Posts: 983


Oh dear boys has it ever occurred to you why you might be having trouble attracting (and keeping) the ladies ?

Thought I'd stumbled across the Geoffrey Boycott "how to pull tarty piece on 'T' cheap dating agencies annual bash for a moment.

Think you lads would appreciate Harry Enfield "ladies know your limits" sketches (on you tube)

'STUNNED' CUEBALL......
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CUEBALL
Posted: 9 years ago
#18

Joined: 06/04/2014(UTC)
Posts: 983
.....When you've 'pulled one' perhaps you might cement the 'deal' during a romantic weekend flying with Yorkshire airways (hale and pace)

Love and kisses you...charmer you xxxx
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Anna Danishek
Posted: 8 years ago
#19

Joined: 26/04/2016(UTC)
Posts: 11
If you are not going to change the terms of your contracts
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